Close your fucking mouth

THE ART OF KISSING

It's the most sensual thing you can do with another person - yeah that's right, do like Jermain Stewart, "We don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time - Oh noo"

Kissing should be enjoyable by both parties, and one shouldn't feel as though they need to make a quick dash out the window before the other makes as second attempt at a lip lock.

What upsets me, is when grown men don't know how to kiss.

I have encountered this hopefully endangered species - where they would come at me, with their mouth fully open, and tongue ready to attack like a venomous snake . . GROWN MEN! Men who have kissed many female throughout the years - so why has no one said anything? Do some of you ladies like this?

Surely him slobbering all over you, seemingly missing your face entirely isn't appealing to you?

So ladies, next time you encounter a man who kisses like he's fresh out of elementary school - do me a favor and teach him how to kiss, so I won't have to later down the road - & we will all do our part in the extiniction of the Open Mouthed Lover